Lyle Nelson
Why do filipinos have so much pride ?

heyimellaa:

Cause we eat pride rice, pride lumpia, pride chicken …

Google Translator - Boyfriend
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Google Translator singing Boyfriend

When your teacher makes a mistake checking your paper.
On the reaaall

On the reaaall

smittenbysarah:

shortaznomg:

b-a-n-t-o-l-i-n-o:

(via king-dre, bahalanasibatman)

Sometimes when I’m scrolling through my dash I see something and part of me wants to read it and the other part of me is like ehhh too many woooordds.

thorofodin:
Asian Categorization

filipinafreshh:

melissatorrescomia:

Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).

Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.

Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.

Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.

Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.

Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers

LOL accurate

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The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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